well this just about sums it up

dear friends,


Jersey-Cute Is Blowout, French Tips, Clearly Implants
Girl #1: So my co-worker is kinda cute, kinda not. Like Jersey-cute. No offense.
Girl #2: Jersey cute?
Girl #1: Yeah, fake tan, big muscles, clearly injects.
Girl #2: Oh, you mean Guido cute!
Girl #1: Guido, yeah, that's the word I was looking for.

--52nd & 3rd

(via overheadinny)

i am getting my hair done on tuesday. implants maybe as a dissertation defense present.

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