weekend update part 1: brockville, home of closeted deviants

dear friends,

i write you this morning not from the uncomforts of my data library hovel, but rather from the lovely chateau bagot. en route here i met some interesting people.

1. from montreal to brockville i had the distinct pleasure of overhearing (i forgot pinky at home, gasp!) a twenty year old watertown,ny girl who goes to school in montreal (go humantistic studies!) try to seduce the beer out of the backpacks of a couple of 18 year olds from brockville. some of her approach was tried and true, telling them stories of her lesbian exploits with her travel companion. the other approach was more novel, she was travelling with rats. and, the 18 year olds thought that was pretty rad and tried to hold them (out of the cage!). they were rewarded with rat pee on their hands.... she got enough beer to get trashed enough to dull the pain of meeting up with her conservative parents.

2. a girl who got off in brockville who was covering up her ankle tatoo with concealer

off to get a new health card.
cam